Zim Zam Nam Bot, 4 countries, three days
May 14, 2019
I think I dressed appropriately today. My polo read “Grumpiest old man.” That’s because we had to
wake up this morning at 5 am. My hat, however, is emblazoned, “Bring on the Adventure,” an old
Canadian Scout motto I’ve made my own.
Fortunately, the latter dominated over the former, and it’s difficult to stay grumpy all day when you do
the kinds of things I did.
We’ve spent the past few days in four different sub-Sahara countries. Zimbabwe is probably at one
extreme, though we spent only a few hours on the Zimbabwe side of Victoria Falls. It’s probably Africa’s
equivalent of Venezuela. The country just evicted a long-time dictator, who was so corrupt the Chinese
cut off loans to the country. Rampant inflation has made the money denomination in the billions.
Namibia, where we spent two hours visiting a village without electricity (except as provided by
generators and a big government compound set aside for the president and government workers with
solar power), with 342 people, many of whom commute across the Chobe river to work in the lodges in
Botswana (going through customs and immigration every day). We walked through a village of huts
made from termite mud, reinforced with sticks, surrounded by fences made of reeds, and across a laid
out soccer field with a goal post made, literally, with two y-shaped sticks with a cross branch marking
the scoring parameters. Under a baobab tree reputedly close to a thousand years old, the local women
were selling crafts, some of which were local baskets. Tellingly, they took dollars, euro, south African
rand, but could not produce Namibian currency for one of our faculty members (named, Money) who
collects money. They told us when they take the currency across the river, they get charged 30%
commission to exchange it—and almost everything they buy comes from the Botswana side. This strip
along the river got tacked on to Namibia when it was German Southwest Africa, I think as a gesture from
the British to give the Germans “coast line” without realizing the Zambezi/Chobe waterway was not
navigable. Most interesting to me (besides the passport stamps) was that one of the concrete houses in
the village belonged to a veteran of the Namibian war for independence. The country until around 1990
was a province of South Africa, and fought a bloody war (part of the Cold War, with China, Cuba, North
Korea, Russia, and Angola supporting the rebel winners, and the United States and South Africa backing
the eventual losers). The island is hundreds of miles from Windhoek, the capital, and has two cars on
the island, both belonging to the government.
Botswana seems to be one of the few working democracies in sub-Sahara, at least historically. That’s
partly because it has only 2 million people, a majority from the Swana tribe, and a government that has
been relatively benevolent in spending money from diamond mines and some copper mines along the
border area with the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
The country has also started to develop tourism, but rather than volume based, it has gone after the
high end tourist. That’s true of the resort where we’re at, whose gift shop and other prices, I’m told, are
developed world standards. And that’s partly why we’re here—When I got a Southern Africa Lonely
Planet guide book, it suggested Chobe National Park is THE park, especially for elephants. Though the
population of elephants has been declining (as we learned tonight in a talk from the director of
Elephants without Borders), I have had 3 different types of safaris in the last 24 hours.
The first was a cruise last evening on the Chobe River, into the park. Late afternoons are a wonderful
time to see wildlife along the river. The vegetarians all come down to the river, and not surprisingly,
peace reigns (except for the impalas, who, like teen agers, wage combat for the babes). We saw
crocodiles (they’re the major carnivores we saw, happily previously fed), hippos, giraffes, and elephants.
The morning ride (6 am-9) featured the elusive wild dogs (we learned later they had treed a leopard),
which was really the highlight, along with just watching the sun come up. In the evening, Carolyn went
on a jeep game drive, while I went back on the river for a photo cruise. I rented a camera with a 150-
600 lens, with a guide who was a photographer, and a captain who knew how to position the boat for
maximum effectiveness. About 400 photos later, sundown brought an end to the journey, and some
relief; even though the camera was on a tripod, it was a challenge to point, decide on zoom length, etc.
It got heavy. We saw and took pictures of a lot of birds, a monitor lizard (wonderfully camouflaged), and
watched about 20 elephants lumber down to the river for a drink (it’s five o’clock somewhere), then
douse themselves in dust. I can’t wait to see what the card pictures look like!
When people ask me, “what’s your favorite country,” I always respond, truthfully, “where I’m at.” But I
usually add, “There’s nothing quite like a safari.” The faculty on this trip, many of whom have never
been on a safari before, would, I think, now agree.
I hope you get a chance to go on a real nature walk—it’s just like summer camp, except you see a lot
more interesting animals!