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Tommy, Defined.

June 4, 2012 by Tommy Titan


Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Tommy Titan, the best mascot in the world. I’m also really smart, so I was given this box to use as an advice column. I usually answer a question every week during the school year, then take the summer off to relax in Hawaii and build up my muscle definition for the football season. This winter was warmer than McDonalds coffee, so I was able to stay pretty active… I guess I’ll stick around and help you little froshies instead.

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