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December, 2011

  1. Christmas – Más o Menos

    December 9, 2011 by Tommy Titan

    Dear Tommy,

    My roommates and I are having a debate about the best holiday movie.  They argue for Frosty the Snowman, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.  I’m arguing for It’s a Wonderful Life.  I told them our mascot would set us straight!  Which is it Tommy?

    Chris Kringle

    Dear Chris,

    Your roommates have studied too hard this week.  Their brains are fried.  Certainly, those other movies are quality Christmas flicks, but the best holiday movie is either National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation or It’s a Wonderful Life, depending on the genre you’re going for.  If you like cute, then your roommates’ choices are fine—but then, so is Justin Bieber.  No, I need a little more substance.  And that can only be provided by the likes of Chevy Chase or Jimmy Stewart.  Did I just put those two in the same category?  That I did, Edward.  That I did.  Hee-haw!

    Tommy